32 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (July 7, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jul 7, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

I used to play a dwarf in every campaign we played back in the day. Even when we used to LARP in the forests and fields of my childhood neighborhood, I still played a dwarf, despite being quite a bit taller than the rest of my party (except for the barbarian). I remember spending several days crafting an enormous battle axe out of PVC tubing and foam rubber. That thing was massive, and when you got hit with it—it hurt! (But not as much as getting hit by our barbarian; later we found out he used to hide a broomstick inside the pipe of his PVC sword!)

I made myself a real chainmail armor from about 500 metal rings I found in my dad's shed (he never did realize where they disappeared to), and I had a pretty cool-looking helmet made out of cardboard. The only thing I didn't have was a beard. You try walking around for 6 hours with a fake beard while fighting off thieves and monsters.

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    I'LL DESTROY THIS GROUP NO WAY! OF ADVENTURERS! I'LL WRECK THEM AS SOON AMATEURS. AS A SEE THEM! RED DRAGON BEHOLDER WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS. OWLTURD.COM SCHEDULING CONFLICTS
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    Making new characters: Fun origin Bonds Trauma Hopes and dreams
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    When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss... again ORD MES
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    TRAIL MIX PRETZE "THE PARTY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENSES OF THEIR ACTIONS 15. *DM* Look at that thing. Simpl Nature is beautiful
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    When you critical fail on your stealth check NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOW'S YOU'RE HERE
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    A player insisting the nat 20 means they can seduce the dragon Me, a DM A Was
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    An OLIVER QUEEN annoying Beloved son, bus DND The Green Arrow character. made with mematic Me the DM
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    When the players' paranoia has gotten out of control The party casting detect evil and good, detect magic, detect thoughts, and dominate monster A spoon
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    WHEN THE PARTY ASKS WHY I MADE A DIVINATION WIZARD WITH AN 18 IN STRENGTH KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE imgflip.com ...AND THE OTHER HALF IS VIOLENCE.
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    Plans for the session in an hour HUN ORG 4 lines of dialogue | wrote for a town guard HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT Me, the DM I can make this work.
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    Dm: take 40 damage Raging barbarian: ok, so 40 halved is... Dm: I already halved it. Rest of the party *CONCERN* made with mematic
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    Warlock What about rest? We already had it. Warlock We've had one, yes. Warlock What about second rest?
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    The Wizard: pillow fight The Barbarian: MATTRESS War house
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    6+ hours of planning ZE Me the DM The Party @Matrinoxe Bard 6+ hours of planning
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    Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what?
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    Some random Fiend saying he's here to collect on a deal The rest of the party The Warlock
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    "HE'S ROLLING!" PROCEEDS TO PANIC imgflip.com Clas ME, THE DM, ROLLING FOR NO REASON CRITICAL ROLE How do you want to do this?
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    When the party tells you not to waste spell slots on dumb stuff STOP 7:35 9th level magic missle You haven't seen ...... I'm the Elon Musk of bad ideas. YouTube
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    levels 9-20 players
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    my sorceress rolling a 26 on intimidation the poor old lady just trying to make a living
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    3 English bet 213 20 808 8765 Agenda Act Leon 2 Make Up Work ley if two Munday Tuesday Wedn Friday Me finally getting to play a new character my first pc dying tragically EL
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    thendyn 20 0A Healthy nutritious breakfast :) 60 OL micah-is-a-rock amazing source of vitamin d and d Source: thendyn
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    My Warlock rolling persuasion to calm an NPC ally with an embrace. Rolls a 1* Me the DM: Ummmm GIVE ME A HUG
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    Cleric We believe you sold your soul. Warlock That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... Warlock Patron T
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    "I know we split the party, but where is everyone else?" DM: I'll tell you where they're not, SAFE
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    Me waiting for my players to stop arguing so I can tell them they just alerted the guards with their arguing: & yound
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    So you think we rescued you outta kindness NPC who is about to get sacrificed Well, yes Warlock Oathbreaker [Laughing]
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    The partys dice gobl New player that forgot to buy dice 2 14 20 8
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    Party: Will you roll out in the open? Me, the DM: DUNGEON 18 MASTER
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    When the spellcaster suddenly betrays the party and tries to drown you but your cleric has the spell "Water Breathing"
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    no NAT GOBLIN, HALT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! FAIR ENOUGH. @bunboiarts
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    Lea @delsinsfire · 1h DM: The cave is very dar- 4/5 party member, screeching simultaneously: I HAVE DARK VISION! That One Human Of The Party: Д GUESS IM BUND
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